It continues

Man! This jackass just keeps going!!

nickr@soundford.com to me show details 8:12 AM (46 minutes ago) Reply

Thank you for the comedic review, and for the heads up. This will do wonders for my sales meetings.Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

Please Use Telegraph Service for My Ad (End)

1991 ford exploerr 4×4 5sp cheap - $999 (auburn)

Date: 2009-07-15, 11:26AM PDT

nice end cheap 4×4 runs end drives ok cal jon

Ebonics to the rescue!!!
“What kinda car you got there MC Dogg?”
“Yo homie, it’s a Exploerr!”
I think this guy was using a telegraph machine to edit his posting (END) It appears that periods have been replaced by old telegraph prompts (END) I didn’t even know that telegraph machines were still in use (END)
Oh wait that’s STOP not END (STOP)
Maybe he’s only selling the nice end. I’m not really sure. In any case, he’s looking for a CalJon which I think is some trendy new urinal. You know, like the California Pizza Kitchen or California Closet. This is the CalJon. I’m not 100% sure what it is, but if it’s from California, it’s gotta be cool!
Drives OK. Not great, not well, just OK. OK then.

66 ford galixi 500 - $1000

Trade or cash 1000 obo or a 81 or 82 toyota 4by4, needs restored, small block 289 c4 cadilac custom seats electric driver side. call xxx-xxx-xxxx andask for john

In whose galaxy is it spelled “galixi?” Again, and I must stress this: It’s written on the car somewhere!! On the trunk or the hood, maybe the fenders!! AARGH!
Needs restored…..where do I buy some restored? How much restored is needed? Is this like gas? Did the car run out of restored? Is there a reserve tank of said product?
Cadillac has 2 L’s….