Showing posts with label sales. Show all posts
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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Not So Sound Ford

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DESK MANAGER (SEATTLE METRO)
Date: 2009-07-27, 8:17PM PDTReply to: mailto:job-hfbqn-1292638446@craigslist.org?subject=DESK%20MANAGER%20(SEATTLE%20METRO)&body=%0A%0Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fseattle.craigslist.org%2Fskc%2Fsls%2F1292638446.html%0A [Errors when replying to ads?]

AUTO SALES Washington States largest automobile dealership is interviewing for an experienced desk manger...however, will train the right person. Position available requires multi-talented, self starting warrior. Bi-lingual, in the Hispanic language persuasion is a plus. Resumes are only being accepted for the time being. Phone interviews will soon follow, then the private interview. Position includes many perks along with a solid schedule. Resume by word 2003 e-mail only. Please note, we are not GM nor are we Chrysler!
Location: SEATTLE METRO
Compensation: To be detailed during the private interview.
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While I don't ususally leave the "reply to address" on my blog, this time I decided to make it available so everyone can respond. If this were my business and somebody wrote an ad looking for someone with the "Hispanic language persuasion" I'd probably cane them for being a racist and a moron.
I sent a helpful email explaining that Hispanic is not a language and this is what I recieved in return:

nickr@soundford.com to me show details Jul 28 (1 day ago) Reply

WOW...OMG...im back in 8th grade...OMG!!!

So everybody do me a favor and bombard this moron with emails and stop buying cars at Sound Ford.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Hispanic is Not a Language

DESK MANAGER (SEATTLE METRO)
Date: 2009-07-27, 8:17PM PDT

AUTO SALES Washington States largest automobile dealership is interviewing for an experienced desk manger...however, will train the right person. Position available requires multi-talented, self starting warrior. Bi-lingual, in the Hispanic language persuasion is a plus. Resumes are only being accepted for the time being. Phone interviews will soon follow, then the private interview. Position includes many perks along with a solid schedule. Resume by word 2003 e-mail only. Please note, we are not GM nor are we Chrysler!

WTF? Since when is Hispanic a language? "We are not GM nor are we Chrysler!"
So...you're Ford? Who are you?
"Resume by Word 2003 e-mail only."
Is that a pen name? Word 2003? Like Andre 3000?

Who hires these idiots? Doesn't anybody proofread the ads before they go out? Man, to think that the owner of this place is probably making millions makes me sick.