In the Beginning

$2,500 Or trade for Honda Accord Station Wagon or older Honda Odyssey.... This van is in grate shape, and drives like a dream!! No rust, and runs aw sum. Has a new bell housing, all new through out fork, bushings etc. New clutch, pressure plate, and T.O.B. rebuilt starter, and new (mettle inducer) water pump. The rear seat folds down into a huge bed. Has rear facing jump seats, that easily pop rite out, for more storage. And let me tell you this thing will haul a bunch of stuff, inside ware its nice and dry. I've even transported a 400 cc quad in it ....no problem. Drives like a dream, and gets 22 or so mpg. Good brakes, grate heat!! and in awasum shape for its age!! Hate to sale it but wife wonts a Accord Wagon..... More pictures apon request


I don't even know where to begin with this. Grate shape...what shape is a grate? Aren't they usually square?Runs "aw sum." The sum of all aw...whatever that is.
Mettle inducer? WTF is that? Have you been mettling in my inducer? Jump seats that pop rite out, like Rite Aid or Diet Rite cola.
It hauls stuff ware it's nice and dry. Do you mean "where?" Grate heat! This guy must be in the grate business. I think this is a covert ad to sell grates.
It's in awasum shape for its age. Is "awasum" even a word?
Oh yeah, more pics available apon request? Is this supposed to be coupon or apron or Grey Poupon?
Wife wonts an Accord wagon. Does that mean she won't drive an Accord? What does that mean? I'm so confused