More Then Perfect!

The funny thing is that it really IS a Mazda motor in these shitty cars. But this one's more then perfect. Moron.




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mazda probe - $695 (renton)

Date: 2009-08-23, 11:36AM PDT
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runs more then perfect

100,000 original miles

5 speed manaul very fun to drive and fast

perfect interior

body is almost perfect

needs battery , expired tabs


call for test drive

206 731 9109 cell......


thank you !!

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Rhenton?

How do you not know how to spell where you live? Unless you live in Puyallup, that I can understand.


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tercel toyota - $599 (rhenton)

Date: 2009-08-23, 11:44AM PDT
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new japanese crate motor

runs great

tired of getting pulled over ? Not in this granny car !


4cylinder greeeeaaaaaat gas milage !

lots of space for storage , sleeping , moving

interior almost mint

body is straight besides dent on right passanger fender


tabs are good , plus you never have to go thru the troubles of emmisions again!



call me any time 206 731 9109


take care and I hope to see you soon!

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She's GAR...AN...TEED!

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2001 Volkswagen Jetta - GARENTEED APPROVAL! WOW! CALL NOW! (, , )

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Easy Financing For ALL!! Quality at competitive Pricing!
Dealer Name:
Location:	,
VIN:	3VWSK69M31M192778
Stock Number:	2778
Year:	2001
Make:	Volkswagen
Model:	Jetta
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Body:	4 Dr
Engine:	2.0L I4
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Ext.Color:	Blue
Int.Color:	Black
Misc:	Safety 6 Air Bags Exterior Sunroof Power Mirrors Tinted Glass Alloy Wheels Interior Tilt Steering Wheel Rear Shoulder Harness AM/FM Radio Rear Defroster Cup Holder Tachometer Power Outlet Cassette Player Air Conditioning Cruise Control Bucket Seats Cloth Seats Power Door Locks Center Armrest Power Windows Console Mechanical Other
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I Make Me Look Stoopit

I'm not sure if this guy is purposely making himself look stupid or not. In either case, I enjoy making fun of him. Better watch out because he may exploed with facks. Moron. Flager Trol.....isn't that a slur for gay people?

I'am Dirty I'm Mean (Who Am I)

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The Atomic Punk Watch me Exploed. Fight Fight Fight. Sissy punks want to control this board . You just don't like the fack that I'am a Dem.Liberal. Go Flag Your own Posts. Loser Spamer Flager Trol

It continues

Man! This jackass just keeps going!!

nickr@soundford.com to me show details 8:12 AM (46 minutes ago) Reply

Thank you for the comedic review, and for the heads up. This will do wonders for my sales meetings.Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

Nick R Sound Ford

Apparently car sales MUST be down because this guy has nothing better to do than send me emails. So, here's the whole chain just for giggles:


badgrammerblog to job-hfbqn-1292. show details Jul 28 (3 days ago) Reply

Just an FYI,Hispanic is not a language.

nickr@soundford.com to me show details Jul 28 (2 days ago) Reply

WOW...OMG...im back in 8th grade...OMG!!!

badgrammerblog to nickr show details Jul 29 (2 days ago) Reply

I'm surprised you passed.


nickr@soundford.com to me show details Jul 29 (1 day ago) Reply

That's interesting you would be surprised, being that I was a product of the failing public school system!


badgrammerblog to nickr show details Jul 29 (1 day ago) Reply

Sorry. It must be the schools fault. You're right.


nickr@soundford.com to me show details Jul 29 (1 day ago) Reply

No...its not that at all, it is that your arrogance is blinding my friend. Unlike you, I am going to make mistakes, and I will always stand tall on then, I just didn't think I would be patronized over this. I guess you college type will never get over your selves.
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

Not So Sound Ford

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DESK MANAGER (SEATTLE METRO)
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AUTO SALES Washington States largest automobile dealership is interviewing for an experienced desk manger...however, will train the right person. Position available requires multi-talented, self starting warrior. Bi-lingual, in the Hispanic language persuasion is a plus. Resumes are only being accepted for the time being. Phone interviews will soon follow, then the private interview. Position includes many perks along with a solid schedule. Resume by word 2003 e-mail only. Please note, we are not GM nor are we Chrysler!
Location: SEATTLE METRO
Compensation: To be detailed during the private interview.
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While I don't ususally leave the "reply to address" on my blog, this time I decided to make it available so everyone can respond. If this were my business and somebody wrote an ad looking for someone with the "Hispanic language persuasion" I'd probably cane them for being a racist and a moron.
I sent a helpful email explaining that Hispanic is not a language and this is what I recieved in return:

nickr@soundford.com to me show details Jul 28 (1 day ago) Reply

WOW...OMG...im back in 8th grade...OMG!!!

So everybody do me a favor and bombard this moron with emails and stop buying cars at Sound Ford.

Wow....uh...just wow.

1971 Caddy Elderado - $5000 (Roy)
Date: 2009-07-28, 10:14PM
I have a 1971 Cadillac Elderado with 92000 original miles. This car is clean. Clean WA title. interior is in good shape. Leather has some small cracks but no tears. Headlner is in great shape. All feature work on this car. Power windows Power locks power seats AC cruise control Auto lights. It Even has the original stereo with 8 Track player. Only one small rust spot on entire car. From what I have been told and researched the 1971 Caddy was the first year of the front whell drive cars. It has the big 500ci engine with a smooth shifting auto tranny. Still have original owners manual. All chrome is complete and no blemishes. I was going to finish but wife says I need a new hobbie. I have a nice set of 20 inch chrome wheels to add with the sale. Car is awsome needs paint. Body work and primer will be done by end of week. I am asking 5000.00 obo. You will not find another car like this in this shape for less. 4500.00 oboi with out rims. My name is JD and my number is 360-458-0014. This car will be a great addition to any family. Tha car also has all four original hub caps and wheels and new carpet. More pictures upon request

Wow. First off, who actually advertises their Cadillac as a Caddy? I guess maybe he's gong for the homie crowd, I dunno. He's been told and researched....HE'S BEEN RESEARCHED? By who, the governement?
What is with people and the word whell? It's a wheel folks! A well is where you get water, a WHEEL is that round thing that rolls like a donut, Homer Simpson.
If the wife says he needs a new hobbie, maybe the wife needs spell check as well.
I won't even go into "awsome."
But I like the price, and apparently the owner does too. He even says "oboi" at the end! I guess he's related to Big Boi.

Sbarro Pizza

94 subaro - $500 (Graham)
Date: 2009-07-28, 5:30PM
94 subaro legacy GT 4wd..... need a trany keeps poping out of gear
Location: Graham
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Subaro? Isn't that a pizza place? Again, another case of "I know the brand name is displayed on the car somewhere!!" The trany keeps poping in and out of gear. Must be a holy trany (whatever a trany is) if the pope is involved!

Hispanic is Not a Language

DESK MANAGER (SEATTLE METRO)
Date: 2009-07-27, 8:17PM PDT

AUTO SALES Washington States largest automobile dealership is interviewing for an experienced desk manger...however, will train the right person. Position available requires multi-talented, self starting warrior. Bi-lingual, in the Hispanic language persuasion is a plus. Resumes are only being accepted for the time being. Phone interviews will soon follow, then the private interview. Position includes many perks along with a solid schedule. Resume by word 2003 e-mail only. Please note, we are not GM nor are we Chrysler!

WTF? Since when is Hispanic a language? "We are not GM nor are we Chrysler!"
So...you're Ford? Who are you?
"Resume by Word 2003 e-mail only."
Is that a pen name? Word 2003? Like Andre 3000?

Who hires these idiots? Doesn't anybody proofread the ads before they go out? Man, to think that the owner of this place is probably making millions makes me sick.

Please Use Telegraph Service for My Ad (End)

1991 ford exploerr 4×4 5sp cheap - $999 (auburn)

Date: 2009-07-15, 11:26AM PDT

nice end cheap 4×4 runs end drives ok cal jon

Ebonics to the rescue!!!
“What kinda car you got there MC Dogg?”
“Yo homie, it’s a Exploerr!”
I think this guy was using a telegraph machine to edit his posting (END) It appears that periods have been replaced by old telegraph prompts (END) I didn’t even know that telegraph machines were still in use (END)
Oh wait that’s STOP not END (STOP)
Maybe he’s only selling the nice end. I’m not really sure. In any case, he’s looking for a CalJon which I think is some trendy new urinal. You know, like the California Pizza Kitchen or California Closet. This is the CalJon. I’m not 100% sure what it is, but if it’s from California, it’s gotta be cool!
Drives OK. Not great, not well, just OK. OK then.

Sentence Runs; Car Does Not

toyota camery must go ASAP - $500

Date: 2009-07-12, 9:56PM PDT

1988 toyota camery i will tell you before you read it does not run. small problem i believe a little history of the car… i bought it for $1400 a year and a half ago and one month after i got it my ex ran it out of oil so i believe a rod was thrown… it sat for a year and this january i bought a motor to put in it for $400 with 120000k on it its great no knocking or anything the motor is perfect just something in there small is wrong. finally got someone to put it in for $500, he got it in then couldnt figure out why it wouldnt start, it is something small a wire not connected properly or throttle cable i don’t know just been taking opinions form other people. so total i have put about $2500 into myself. the car is very clean no dents great intieor everything electric everything works, it ran great just had a small oil leak which eventually lead me to this. I lvoe the car and have put everthing i have into fixing it i just can’t do it anymore i dont know anyone with enough intelligence nor have the funds. if you can tow it and fix it its yours. i just want someone to take my baby and give her a good rest of her life because i have failed to do so and really need the extra cash.




Ok. Where should i begin for this one i hate people who post ads that are just run on sentences i wish you goddamn kids would stop text messaging and listen to your english teachers they might be able to teach you something.
(Sigh). Now that I’ve gotten that out, let’s check out this guys’s sweet ride. The “new” motor has 120,000K on it….that’s 120,000,000 miles! Holy shit! Now THAT is Toyota dependability!
Oh yeah, almost forgot: It’s a Camry!!! Not a Camery!! It’s written on the car!! I swear to you it is! Check the trunk lid! It most likely says Toyota on one side and Camry on the other!

…no knocking or anything the motor is perfect just something in there small is wrong.
< I’m not sure exactly wtf this is supposed to mean. First of all, the motor is obviously NOT perfect because it doesn’t run! Small problem there. “Just something in there small is wrong…” I really hope this guy is dyslexic.

I lvoe the car and have put everthing i have into fixing it i just can’t do it anymore i dont know anyone with enough intelligence

This is really not surprising. Really it's not.

In Need of An Editor

I recently went up the hill to see what all the new hooplah was about with this new burger joint. On the way, while sitting in traffic, I spied this sign.

I can understand someone misspelling the sign once. But…nobody caught this boo-boo at the sign shop? Somebody spent money on this sign without reviewing it? Didn’t the guy who actually made the sign say anything to anybody? Why “Stoves and Spa’s?” Why not “Stove’s and Spa’s?” Or maybe “Stove’s and Spas?”

Who signed off on this sign anyway?

The funniest part about this sign whole situation is that this sign is one of many in a local chain. That’s right, one of many X Brand Spa shops in the area.

Nobody at corporate noticed this?

I bet McDonald’s would notice if your franchise were spelled Mac Donald’s.

This beauty has been up for over a decade and I have to wonder how many people stop at this shop just to let them know that the sign is incorrect? Out of those people, how many people leave with a new spa or wood burning stove? Maybe the apostrophe was intentional just to bring people in.

Genius marketing, I say!!

Things Are Rouph All Around

Rouphly 3 + Yards Of Clean 5/8 Gravel

I’m assuming that this poster is a fan of the band Phish. I don’t know that I’ve seen this version of “rough” before. Maybe it goes along with touph and stuph.

“How’s that old Buick running Earl?”
“Runnin’ kinda rouph Darryl.”

“What’s the doggie say, honey?”
“Rouph! Rouph!”

tires for recycling: tomatoes, plantars, swings

plantars?? growing tomatoes?? tree swing?? heat for piggies?? any other uses??have some tires, that i would like to be recycled … no wheels … left behind by my ex-tenants
anybody know of a recycler or some other way?? anywhere to recycle these things, other than tire store or dump??

First of all, I’m all for the use of the whole double question mark thing when trying to emphasize a point. But this guy really likes the double question marks. The second, and perhaps more disturbing thing about this ad, is the fact that this person is suggesting you use old tires on your plantars. Maybe it’s a new wart treatment I haven’t heard of. I mean, I really don’t keep an ear to the ground when it comes to medical treatments. Maybe it’s the new way to ease the pain of plantar fasciitis. In any case, I never knew an old tire had so many medical uses. I suppose that explains the whole Goodyear Wing Foot logo. I always wondered what a flying shoe had to do with car tires….

66 ford galixi 500 - $1000

Trade or cash 1000 obo or a 81 or 82 toyota 4by4, needs restored, small block 289 c4 cadilac custom seats electric driver side. call xxx-xxx-xxxx andask for john

In whose galaxy is it spelled “galixi?” Again, and I must stress this: It’s written on the car somewhere!! On the trunk or the hood, maybe the fenders!! AARGH!
Needs restored…..where do I buy some restored? How much restored is needed? Is this like gas? Did the car run out of restored? Is there a reserve tank of said product?
Cadillac has 2 L’s….

The “i” apostrophe syndrome

Olin Skiis - $100

Reply to: [Errors when replying to ads?]Date: 2009-04-25, 7:33PM PDT

Skiis!
Some people use the ever popular but incorrect apostrophe for plurals (e.g. ski’s, snowboard’s, spa’s). But adding an extra “i” is quickly becoming all the rage. I typed “skiis” into the local craigslist search and was returned numerous ads. I thought maybe it was a local colloquialism, but no. It appears that the “apostrophe i” syndrome is taking over the entire country of the USA.
Please observe:

skii stuff
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skiis, and wet suits

Straight Skiis - $30
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Research Dynamics RD Coyotes - Size 160Salomon BindingsGreat for anyone 5′ 4″ or shorterInjury forces sale
More photos available upon request.Serious inquiries only - Will deliver to certain areas - cash only.
White Downhill Skii’s - ELAN SCX 15 - $50
Reply to: [Errors when replying to ads?]Date: 2009-04-25, 9:34AM PDT
ELAN SCX 15 pair of skiis (approx. 4 ft 6 inches in length) with Salomon Binders. In OK conditions. Pair of poles.

This guy just goes all out on the heading. The apostrophe and the extra “i”.

Nowax Trak X-Country Skiis - $50
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Excellant condition. Size 200cm Comes with poles size 130cm. WE Can meet and I will show them. Still alot of spring skiing left.

I once had an English teacher that said “if alot is one word, so is alittle.” I believe he was right. At least, I hope he was, or my life is comprised of lies!
It’s good to know that the skiis are in excellant condition. I wouldn’t want to pay for anything less.

Rossignol skiis with bindings - $15
Reply to: [Errors when replying to ads?]Date: 2009-04-20, 12:02PM PDT
Rossignol skiis (170) with Salomon 626 bindings.

I thought maybe it was just MY local craigslist…but no.

From Colorado:

skiis - $100 (Golden)
Reply to: [Errors when replying to ads?]Date: 2009-04-24, 6:16PM MDT
I have a pair of olin dtsl skiis with bindings and size 9 boots. they are pretty long but not exactly sure of the size. 100 obo please make me an offer

From Boise:

165 K2 snow skiis - $75
Reply to: [Errors when replying to ads?]Date: 2009-04-23, 5:41PM MDT
Used K2 snow skiis and bindings. 165 cm long. These skiis include bindings and a carrying bag. They will need waxed before using them next season. I have a set of poles that I will throw in if they fit the user.

From Maine:

small downhill women’s skiis
Reply to: [Errors when replying to ads?]Date: 2009-04-25, 10:04AM EDT
I was given a pair of women’s downhill skiis last fall and didn’t use them this year. We may be moving soon and can’t keep everything! These are a bit older, but seem to be in good condition. They would be ideal for someone between 5′ and 5′7″ under 150lbs. I don’t have boots or poles to go with, just the skiis and bindings. Please let me know when you would like to pick these up. Thanks for looking!

From Vermont:

SNOW SKIIS (3 pairs) - $25
Reply to: [Errors when replying to ads?]Date: 2009-04-06, 5:25PM EDT
3 PAIRS OF USED SKIIS WITH BINDINGS @ 25.00 eachBRANDS INCLUDE HART, ROSSINOL, AND KASTLE

This guy needs to trade the extra “i” for a “g” in Rossignol.

BE AWARE: THE EXTRA “I” IS RUNNIING RAMPANT AND THERE IIS NOTHIING WE CAN DO!

Gators!

refrigator and washing machine

Reply to: [Errors when replying to ads?]Date: 2009-04-25, 7:23PM PDT

Good working refrigater and working washing machine to give away.
U-HALL AWAY.

First it’s a refrigator, then it’s a refrigater. Which is it? Does this mystery machine turn into anything else? It’s like a Transformer!
U Hall Away. Hallway?

Nissan Camry??

*Deliverd*easy fixer *1992 nissan camry * - $490
Errors when replying to ads?]Date: 2009-04-25, 6:53PM PDT
Call me nice looking car...needs tlc.no key.won't start.Call xxx.xxx.xxxx *transporting $40

What an amazing week! First, I nearly stumble onto the fabled Toyote pickup and now the unicorn of the automotive world: the Nissan Camry!
Who said Toyota and Nissan can't be friends?
Oh, and the car can also be deliverd for 40 bucks.

Pink and Smelly

pink toyota camry - $3000
This car is a beauty..runs great, smells great, look beautiful-has power windows, locks, steering,-has a cd player/FM AM radio-last oil change this week-updated regularlyI had this car for 7 months and have had no problemsI have made some adjustments of my own byreplacing the distributer, fuel pump and thermo stat all donelast month..this car holds 221,000 miles but for that she getsfrom A-Z perfectly..the only damage she has is a small dentin the front on the bottom of the hood my dad dropped a powertool but its like maybe an inch and a half long minor..this didnot effect how the car runs..

It's good to know that the car smells good. That's a plus.
This ad contains my second biggest pet peeve after the breaks vs. brake controversy. Effect vs. affect. Let's review this kids: an effect is something that happens after the fact--a reaction if you will.
Example: pain is an effect of being run over by my car.
Affect is recurring. Having bad credit affects my life.
Distributer has an "o" as in distributor.
An ellipses has 3 dots, not 2, unless it's at the end of a sentence, then it's 4. I hope everyone can count, because I can't.
I had this car for 7 months....HAD the car? If you had it, then you must have already lost it or gotten rid of it. In either case, why the hell are you posting an ad for a car you no longer have?
Thermo stat is one word--thermostat. Unless you're in a hospital ER and they happen to need a thermo...STAT!

Toyoteeee!

1993 TOYOTE PU ***EXTENDED CAB***4X4***ONLY $3499***NICE****






Wow! What a rare find! I thought I had stumbled upon the Holy Grail of Japanese trucks. The fabled Toyote! Like peyote or Capote.
But no. Upon closer inspection, the tailgate revealed it was nothing more than your average Toyota truck. (sigh)
Who could ask for anything more?

If Your Brakes Break...

94 Toyota Pasceo for sale. Bought for Roommate a year ago to use while he was paying me back for it. He lost job and moved back in with family out of state. Recent work includes Replaced Struts, Front Breaks (Back were new and did not need replacing) Valve cover gasket. Asking 2800.00 OBO. Runs great.

I think this is the most common and also the most annoying mistake I see in car ads: "Breaks."
They're BRAKES people!!New breaks?? What just broke? NEW breaks? You mean there are others? Is the whole damn car broken?
The Overuse of Capital Letters Just Pisses Me Off As Well....
Also, there is no "c" in Paseo. I know...my neighbor has one and I looked for a "c." Alas, there was none. Maybe this is a limited edition car, or maybe the factory worker whose job it is to put the letters on the car swiped an errant "c" from a Corolla and slapped it on the "Pasceo" just for fun. I know I'd do stuff like that if I had that job.

In the Beginning

$2,500 Or trade for Honda Accord Station Wagon or older Honda Odyssey.... This van is in grate shape, and drives like a dream!! No rust, and runs aw sum. Has a new bell housing, all new through out fork, bushings etc. New clutch, pressure plate, and T.O.B. rebuilt starter, and new (mettle inducer) water pump. The rear seat folds down into a huge bed. Has rear facing jump seats, that easily pop rite out, for more storage. And let me tell you this thing will haul a bunch of stuff, inside ware its nice and dry. I've even transported a 400 cc quad in it ....no problem. Drives like a dream, and gets 22 or so mpg. Good brakes, grate heat!! and in awasum shape for its age!! Hate to sale it but wife wonts a Accord Wagon..... More pictures apon request


I don't even know where to begin with this. Grate shape...what shape is a grate? Aren't they usually square?Runs "aw sum." The sum of all aw...whatever that is.
Mettle inducer? WTF is that? Have you been mettling in my inducer? Jump seats that pop rite out, like Rite Aid or Diet Rite cola.
It hauls stuff ware it's nice and dry. Do you mean "where?" Grate heat! This guy must be in the grate business. I think this is a covert ad to sell grates.
It's in awasum shape for its age. Is "awasum" even a word?
Oh yeah, more pics available apon request? Is this supposed to be coupon or apron or Grey Poupon?
Wife wonts an Accord wagon. Does that mean she won't drive an Accord? What does that mean? I'm so confused

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